I HAVE LITERALLY NEVER BEEN THIS ANGRY IN MY WHOLE LIFE.
NOT ONLY WAS IT BAD ENOUGH THAT I HAD TO GO TO THE CINEMA ON MY OWN, I ALSO HAD TO BE SUBJECTED TO WEARING THESE MONSTROSITIES...

ONLY TO BE FOLLOWED UP BY SOME LARD-ARSE COMING AND TELLING ME I'M SAT IN HER SEAT WHEN THE CINEMA WAS PRETTY MUCH EMPTY. SO I HAD TO MOVE ALONG AND AWKWARDLY SIT NEXT TO SOME COUPLE WHO WERE CLEARLY ON A DATE.
FINALLY CALMED MYSELF DOWN FOR A BIT OF TOY STORY 3 ACTION ONLY FOR THEM TO TAKE A BREAK IN THE FUCKING FIL-UM HALF WAY THROUGH, A BREAK FOR CRYING OUT LOUD! I WAS ABSOLUTELY FUMING, I ACTUALLY COULDN'T CONTROL MYSELF. FIFTEEN MINUTES I HAD TO SIT THERE. FIFTEEN FUCKING MINUTES. THE FILM ISN'T EVEN THAT LONG, WHO THE HELL NEEDS A BREAK?! (CAN I JUST POINT OUT THAT LARD-ARSE TOOK THIS OPPORTUNITY TO STOCK UP ON NACHOS.)
THEN, TO MAKE MATTERS WORSE, I MADE THE MISTAKE OF ATTEMPTING TO DRIVE THE 20 MILES HOME WITH NO PETROL FOR THE SECOND TIME IN A WEEK. ENDED UP DOWN LOADS OF BACK STREETS WHILE THE TOMTOM MADE UP PETROL STATIONS.
URGHHHHHHHHHHHH, I DON'T THINK I'M EVER GONNA RECOVER FROM TONIGHT.
I'M GOING TO YOUTUBE VIDEOS OF KERRY KATONA TO MAKE ME FEEL BETTER.

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